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Java Sucks

Java is write once, run away.

Java is the new COBOL.

Quotes


Java Problem Factory Facepalm

Alternatives

J2EE

A whole encyclopedia could be written about how much J2EE sucks, but I got better things to do.

JVM

Tuning the JVM always felt like trying to fly a plane from the back seat of another plane following behind the first.” – Dave Cheney

“The only use of OpenJDK is to see Java programs crash in unexpected ways.” – Tommy Jensen

Groovy

This file says it all.

Maven

Links

Yea, some of the complaints in this links are outdated, which means they don’t get to talk about more recent clusterfucks like autoboxing and generics which have managed to make Java even more of a nightmare.